Unisex Hoodie | Random Internet Warrior Hoodie — Wi-Fi Powered & Emotionally Unshowered
from $44.50
For the bold, the brave, the chronically online — meet your new favorite hoodie.
Whether you’re typing essays, Twitter feuds, or manifestos from your mom’s basement (no judgment), this hoodie has your back — literally.
Soft, smooth, and socially distant — just like your love life.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
🧠 On-Demand = Big Brain Move
Made just for you when you order. Slower? Yes. Smarter? Also yes.
No waste, no guilt — just chaotic comfort.
Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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For the bold, the brave, the chronically online — meet your new favorite hoodie.
Whether you’re typing essays, Twitter feuds, or manifestos from your mom’s basement (no judgment), this hoodie has your back — literally.
Soft, smooth, and socially distant — just like your love life.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
🧠 On-Demand = Big Brain Move
Made just for you when you order. Slower? Yes. Smarter? Also yes.
No waste, no guilt — just chaotic comfort.
Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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